Comic Relief

I was listening to a conversation between to ladies in a changing room today. One asked the other if she had watched 'Red Nose Day'. "I recorded it," the lady replied, "I fast forward past all those suffering children, and just watch the funny bits. You can't watch all those suffering children can you? It ruins it ."
I overheard part of another conversation this weekend too. As I walked by I heard a man say "She's ordered the headstone, so that's made her happy."