Showing posts with label Christmas tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas tree. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 December 2023

When should you put up/take down the tree?

I put my Christmas tree up on December 5th. You have to slot all the little colour coded branches into the little numbered slots which don't correspond to the colours at all. It's a painstaking business even before you start decorating it.
Because my tree goes in the corner of the room I usually don't add the branches round the back, instead I put them between the branches already fixed in place at the front in order to give the tree some fullness. Occasionally I fasten these with parcel ties but when I get fed up I just balance them. I add the lights next and use a net because it's easier. and remember that if you are using a light net, you needed to put the tinsel on first. Finally I hang baubles and scented angels who no longer smell. This year having completed my task some two and a half hours after beginning it, I got the vacuum cleaner out to hoover up the hundreds of green bits which had dropped from the synthetic tree. It's quite a good vacuum cleaner so when I ran over the wire to the lights, it sucked it up and began wrapping it round the rotating brushes. I tried to stamp on the off lever but only managed to hit the handle release and lie the hoover flat on the floor where it continued to wrap the wire round its spinning brushes. By the time I had managed to stand on the off switch, the tree was no longer up and the lights were no longer on.
It made me reflect on how much Christmas sucks people's resources and topples their ideals. 
It's not what's supposed to happen at Christmas but if you get the true meaning all tangled up in the whirr and noise of trying to keep things organised, I'm afraid it's a likely consequence. 
The first Christmas wasn't tidy. There was no room to stay in and no cot to sleep in. The floor was probably a mess and quite likely worse things than plastic green bits were strewn across it. But the thing about Christmas is that light came down. Not by accident, but very deliberately. Jesus is the light of the world, he came down to earth to untangle the mess we're in. I love Christmas even when I take my tree down as soon as I've put it up. I know the light of the world has shone in my heart and it means I understand the happiness of Christmas every day of the year.

Friday, 3 January 2014

Needless needles again.

I ought to take my Christmas tree down. I've removed the large garland in the lounge that threatened the life of everyone over 5' 2"/ I've unthreaded the rather tasteless tinsel which I threaded through my curtain eyelets and I've dispensed with the golden garland around my very nice picture over the fire place. But the tree is going to make such a mess and although I'm used to mess, it usually happens gradually as people leave things where they shouldn't be left, rather than me deliberately doing it. I bought some of that 'drapey' tinsel and draped it and when I undrape it, some of it is going to jam the vacuum cleaner. My tree is fake but the needles still drop off. My tree is in a corner. It's a whole tree but instead of putting the branches all the way round as is customary, I take the ones from the back and intersperse them round the front to make the tree look more fulsome. (I do love the word fulsome, as long as it is not applied to me.) I fasten the extra branches with those cable ties which when you tighten them up are impossible to slide a pair of scissors inside and wont snap unless you desperately need them not to. When you have just fought with an entire rose bush and gathered the branches in your now bleeding hands so you can fasten them together - then the cable ties snap. When you want to dismantle your fulsome tree, they don't snap. I would use my teeth, but thanks to Thornton's Special Toffee, I have fewer of those every Christmas.
Remembering the order in which you put your lights and your tinsel on the tree is a crucial factor in successful dismantling. I use a net of lights and throw it over the tree before applying baubles and tinsel.  Trying to get the two spikey thin metal wires back inside a bauble when the top has pinged off, is another challenge I do not relish. It is another of the many jobs that make your fingers bleed at Christmas.
I have decided to leave my tree up for another day.